Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
You are all doomed and I’d like to remind you that I’m better than you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this is an opportunity to show my superiority.Why is it that you should play this?
To entertain me. This game was created myself for my entertainment… I’m sorry to disappoint you. Come here, do not worry… You can try it. Humans become frustrated easily… pathetic.What do you think of this game?
It’s a platformer based on skill. It’s a game about the player, who is a tiny and insignificant snail who is trying to beat me.
Spend 3 hours playing with me (an exclusive deal I might add).Precise action platforming a lots of deathA lot of making fun ofThe illusions and the mastery of overcoming me eventually. A fun little mystery to unravel…the significance of living
It is so hard to be patient in figuring out the reality…
We’re excited to meet you on the other side.
Squid


A Review sponsored by furry h game